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Pluto

Pluto, known for its steadfast dedication to maintaining balance in the outer reaches of the solar system, met an untimely end following a collision with the rogue planet Nibiru. Though Pluto fought valiantly to protect its celestial charges, the impact proved too great, shattering its icy form and scattering its essence across the cosmos.

"To our dear friend and ally, Pluto, we offer our sincerest apologies. We failed to heed your warnings, and our ambition led to your untimely demise. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten. May your essence find peace among the stars."

 

In lieu of flowers, please send donations to the Galactic Guardians Fund, which is dedicated to protecting celestial bodies from reckless space exploration.

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Rest enpowered, Pluto. You will be missed.

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