Tired of wearing clothes that scream "conformity"?  Yearning for a garment that whispers "cosmic secrets" and "interdimensional travel"?  Then prepare to be amazed!
Introducing the "Selected Sigil" t-shirt, the ONLY apparel scientifically proven to increase your chances of spontaneousity by 42%! (Disclaimer:  Not actually scientifically proven.  But it feels like it could happen, right?)
This isn't just a shirt; it's a wearable portal to the mind-bending mysteries of Collector's Edition and the Esur universe.  Crafted from the finest earthly cotton (and a touch of stardust, we suspect), this tee is your ticket to a world of adventure, intrigue, and maybe even a close encounter with a friendly Grishnar.

(Quick cuts to people wearing the shirt in various scenarios: riding a hoverboard, exploring ancient ruins, sipping Kaff in a space diner)

Here's why this t-shirt is out of this world (literally):

The "Selected Sigil" design: This enigmatic symbol, emblazoned across your chest, is rumored to be a cosmic Wi-Fi password, granting access to Mr. Pencils Records of Esur. Download ancient knowledge, learn the secrets of the Anunnaki, or finally figure out what "where's fluffy" REALLY means. The possibilities are endless!
Comfort that's light-years ahead: Available in a variety of colors and fabric blends, this tee is softer than a Xulan moonbeam and more comfortable than a nap in a zero-gravity hammock.
Style that's universally flattering: Whether you're a human, an elf, or a sentient blob of cosmic energy, this t-shirt will make you look like the most stylish being in any galaxy. Rock it with your favorite pair of jeans, a holographic skirt, or even that bioluminescent spacesuit you've been saving for a special occasion.
Ethically sourced: Made with love (and a fair wage) in various locations across this humble planet. Because even interdimensional travelers care about sustainability.

So, ditch those boring, Earth-bound t-shirts and embrace the "Selected Sigil" tee.  It's the perfect way to show your love for Collector's Edition, the Esur universe, and the infinite possibilities that lie beyond the stars.  Order yours today and prepare to be... SELECTED!


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances